Probably because I'm from planet awesome.

Probably because I'm from planet awesome.

"Not all witches live out in the wilds, luring little children to their grisly deaths. But a girl needs goals." About me: 1, 2, 3. Mainly a queue-run blog with a lot of art and food, a splash of fandoms, random animal pics, and a sprinkle of soapboxing/personal whining. If you're not reading my tags, you're missing 90% of my post.  Sometimes I get grumpy and yell at people. :) I'm trained as a chef and I like food. And pink.

So I love The Strain, even though there are huge holes in it. BUT. But.

DOES ANYONE ELSE WANT TO BITCHSLAP EPH INTO THE STRATOSPHERE?

Tagged: #mermaids

banjosandbogs:

Summer Trails from the West.

Tagged: #pretty
stoner-in-disguise:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.
stoner-in-disguise:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.
stoner-in-disguise:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.

stoner-in-disguise:

srsfunny:

Black Leopard’s Reaction When He Sees His Favorite Zoo Keeper

I want that job now.

do-not-touch-my-food:

Orange Chiffon Cake with Orange Filling and Meringue
do-not-touch-my-food:

Orange Chiffon Cake with Orange Filling and Meringue
meghanbluebird:

discovergeneralmills:

Walk in.
See this.
Wat do?

Depends, do you own a dog?
meghanbluebird:

discovergeneralmills:

Walk in.
See this.
Wat do?

Depends, do you own a dog?

meghanbluebird:

discovergeneralmills:

Walk in.

See this.

Wat do?

Depends, do you own a dog?

Tagged: #snicker #dogs

vegan-vulcan:

politicalsexkitten:

cognitivedissonance:

cringepics:

iconic

This is it. This perfectly sums up the “nice guy” entitlement fuckery.

brb vomiting

HAHAHAHA holy shit this is so true though.

How is he still single?

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend
stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

stunningpicture:

Made this for my boyfriend

I have put my ISIS Mainframe network to rest (goodbye, Archer, I’ll always love you). Now it’s Ohana.

theattractiveboys:

Francois Angoston
theattractiveboys:

Francois Angoston

theattractiveboys:

Francois Angoston