Probably because I'm from planet awesome.

Probably because I'm from planet awesome.

"Not all witches live out in the wilds, luring little children to their grisly deaths. But a girl needs goals." About me: 1, 2, 3. Mostly queue-run blog full of fandom, food, political posts, and personal whining. I'm partially faceblind and often sad. I like pink and I'm trained as a chef.

birdhero:

i wonder if magic is real, but only in a really mundane way.

when i was little i could almost inerringly switch back to disney channel right as the ads ended when i was channel surfing.

maybe youve never accidentally crushed a ladybug underfoot. maybe your microwave popcorn never burns. maybe you can spin around lots and lots of times before you get dizzy.

is that magic??

honestly im not sure if these are magic or just small, invisible skills. im not sure which i like better.

Tagged: #small magics
love-this-pic-dot-com:

DIY Spiderman Caramel Apples
love-this-pic-dot-com:

DIY Spiderman Caramel Apples
Tagged: #food #adorable
camilladerricoart:Camilla d’Errico “Unpredictable Gravity”
I want this so much but it’s $55 AND sold out.
camilladerricoart:Camilla d’Errico “Unpredictable Gravity”
I want this so much but it’s $55 AND sold out.

camilladerricoart:

Camilla d’Errico “Unpredictable Gravity”

I want this so much but it’s $55 AND sold out.
0ce4n-g0d:

What a fluke by David Merron
0ce4n-g0d:

What a fluke by David Merron
cat-pic:

青と緑のビー玉。
cat-pic:

青と緑のビー玉。

cat-pic:

青と緑のビー玉。

Jeff: What are we doing for lunch?
Danielle: I don't have my car but I have all this pinkeye infested money [from Anna].
Me: Rub it all over Jeff's hand.
Jeff: I swear to God, Leslie. I'll put pinkeye all over your car.
chalkboardnails:

Ruby Red Floral
chalkboardnails:

Ruby Red Floral
denisejackson:

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denisejackson:

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denisejackson:

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