Probably because I'm from planet awesome.

Probably because I'm from planet awesome.

"Not all witches live out in the wilds, luring little children to their grisly deaths. But a girl needs goals." About me: 1, 2, 3. Mostly queue-run blog full of fandom, food, political posts, and personal whining. I'm partially faceblind and often sad. I like pink and I'm trained as a chef.
Amy: [hits next on my playlist] Oh, you got some Gin & Juice going on here?
Me: ...You like country, right?
Spotify: [Gin & Juice by The Gourds begins]
Amy: What the fuck is this.
Me: I haven't made you list to this, yet?
Amy: NO!
Me: I have so many wonders to show you.
Amy: I could have lived without this one.
Me: But it wouldn't have been as much fun.
Amy: I was whole before you showed me this song. Now I am broken.
Me: [cackling]
Amy: You like the worst country. Fucking Gin & Juice--
Me: Hillbilly country rap!
Amy: Get your banjo, Billy Bob, and don't forget the washboard!
Me: Hey, they've got a fiddle in there!
Amy: You and your fucking hillbilly Gin & Juice and Ticks by Brad fucking Paisley.
Me: HEY! I like Brad Paisley!
Amy: I hate Brad Paisley.
Me: I only know the one song by Brad Paisley.
Amy: Well, it's awful.
Me: [sings] The only thing allowed to crawl all over you when we get there is me.
Amy: GOD DAMMIT.
Me: With my mind on my money and my money on my mind.
libertinem:

At a loss for words here…
libertinem:

At a loss for words here…

libertinem:

At a loss for words here…

Tagged: #frank grillo

1. The sun doesn’t hit one part of the parking lot because of how the building is situated; I found a new parking spot at work.

2. My great aunt was released from the hospital today and she’s doing okay.

3. I work better when Sister Cousin is at work.

4. Unfortunately, she leaves to go back to Indy on Sunday.

5. If I simply tell Mitch when I’m going to work from home instead of asking, that clears up any problems.

6. My dog will eat all his meds without having to mix it into food.

7. I left the Halloween candy out within reach and Rowdy chewed through the bag and managed to eat half a Snickers before mom caught him.

8. My new art for my cube came. It’s really high quality paper, tbh, I was surprised.

9. I slept with both my wrist braces on last night and for the first time in a week and a half I was able to sleep through the night without being woken up by carpal tunnel pain.

10. I have been having problems with wanting to buy things. I spent so long without steady cash that I forgot how bad I am at this. :( :( :( I need to save money or I am going to crash and burn spectacularly next year.

artofobsession:

Flat color commission of Sam Wilson and Bucky Barnes, for someone who wanted to be anonymous.
They commissioned it to have Anthony Mackie and Seb Stan sign!
artofobsession:

Flat color commission of Sam Wilson and Bucky Barnes, for someone who wanted to be anonymous.
They commissioned it to have Anthony Mackie and Seb Stan sign!

artofobsession:

Flat color commission of Sam Wilson and Bucky Barnes, for someone who wanted to be anonymous.

They commissioned it to have Anthony Mackie and Seb Stan sign!


Exclusive portrait for The Hollywood Reporter x

Exclusive portrait for The Hollywood Reporter x

Exclusive portrait for The Hollywood Reporter x

Exclusive portrait for The Hollywood Reporter x

Tagged: #gdi #chris evans

buckysdildo:

Would You Rather: Have A Metal Arm Or An Eye Patch?

#im so dickmatized

rhube:

fish-boned:

chandlerbingofficial:

totes-obvi-bro:

projectunbreakable:

nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by police officers, attorneys, and other authority figures

more info about project unbreakable here

original tumblr here

previously: nine photographs portraying quotes said to sexual assault survivors by their friends/family

This is heartbreaking

this infuriates me.

fucking disgusting 

And people wonder why women don’t report/prosecute.

So sick and angry that this keeps happening.

#7 is almost word-for-word what a “friend” said to me after the attempt.

Tagged: #rape culture

samhain-hallows:

jedavu:

Creative Artist Turns Strangers’ Photographs Into Anime-Inspired Sketches

US-based artist Robert DeJesus has been accepting commissions by strangers to draw Japanese anime-inspired portraits of themselves based on photographs they submit. 

All hail DeJesus for making insanely cute photos even cuter.

Tagged: #art